Stupid Metal Qoutes..

I swear, being a underground metalhead I've been told some of the stupidest things by some of the stupidest people on the face of this earth. Here's a list of some of the stupidest things I've ever heard....and keep reading, they get better as the list goes on....

"Disturbed writes really technical parts"

"Korn are so original"

"Limp Bizket was the first band to rap and play guitars"

"Iron Maiden sucks"

(Kid playing me a System of a down song)
"Hear how fast those double bass pedals are going? How many drummers can do that?" (Uhh, like every death metal drummer in the entire world)

"Whats your shirt say? Demo Bogger? Dino Bugger? Dimeyou burger? Damnyou Beergeer?"

Kid: What are you listening to?
Me: Burzum.
Kid: Brooze'em?

"Every black metal band copied KISS"

"If that singer from King Diamond ever dies, they can just get that singer from Mercyful Fate to replace him."

"I fell asleep during Opeth"

"Testament is cock rock"

"Six feet under is rapcore"

"Soulfly is better than anything Sepultura ever did"

"Every metal band with keyboards is industrial"

"The singer of Slipknot could kick some ass" (Sure he's like 5 ft nothing 120 pounds)

"Cradle of filth is a band?"

"MTV plays metal NOW"

"Kittie is hott"

"This years Ozzfest was the best yet." (Reffering to 2002 lineup.)

"Krisiuns guitar player sucks"
(No way, that guy f$$ shreds!)

"The Dead Kennedy's singer has a very operatic voice"

"The bassist for Mayhem is good"

"Suffocation isn't THAT heavy"

"f$$ you Metallica didn't sell out, they just changed."

And here's a few I've heard myself:

"Slipknot sounds like Morbid Angel."

Some industrial song plays on TV
Dude: "Hey Travis, who is this?"
Me: "I dunno."
Dude: "I thought you where the hardcore metalhead."

"Slipknot's drummer is the greatest because he can play double bass."

"All those make up and costume wearing bands look so gay. (then proceeds to rave about how great Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Tool, or Rammstein is.)"

-"I listen to a lot of European metal."
-"You me like Rammstein? Because their from Germany and Germany is part of Europe." (Thank you Captain obvious)


"I like swedish meatballs, but I have no room in my life for Swedish Metal." (This actually from a Metal Sludge writter in refering to the lameness of the Swedish band Europe. He also basically implied that every Swedish metal band sucks, and that Sweden has no metal scene in his attacks. Dude, do a little research before you blast your mouth. First of all, Europe hasn't even done anything sense the 80's. Secondly, Sweden has one of the leading death metal scenes, and produces some of the best metal out there. Way to let one band spoil an entire region for you dumbass.)

"Evanescence is so origional, No other bands sound like them."

-"Hey do you like Green Day.
-"No I like Metal."
-"Green Day's metal."

"Metallica actually put out albums before Load?"

-"What kind of music do you like?"
-"I like Metal."
-"I love Metal. Korn is so awesome."

"Kurt Cobain was the greatest guitarist of his time."

"Tom Morello is such an awesome guitar player."

"Cradle of Filth is a rip-off of Marilyn Manson."

"Metallica doesn't care about money. They're just playing the music they want and having a good time. That's the only reason they keep going." (This said post Napster Crybaby wank fest.)

"There are metal bands in Europe?"

-"So you like Nightwish?
-"Well then you must like Kittie. How can you like chick metal if you don't like Kittie?"

-"I play bass guitar."
-"Really, what kind of music do you play."
-"Metal."
-"Oh, so do you like Disturbed?"
-"No"
-"Man, you play bass and listen to heavy metal but you don't like disturbed?"
-"I listen to stuff like Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth."
-"Never heard of them."
-"Ever heard of Pantera maybe."
-"I've heard of them, but I've never listen to them."

"Metallica are metal?" (referring to their "good" albums)

"IRON MAIDEN SUCKS!!!"

"What kind of music do you like?"
"I love metal"
"Ohhh! you like Slipknot?"
"No, I like Motorhead"
"Whats motorhead, are they a band?"

"Slipknot are the GREATEST!"

"Greenday is the best metal band ever!"

"Rap takes WAY more talent than metal"

"All metal songs sound exactly the same"


- "What do you listen to?"
- "DragonForce, Mystic Prophecy, Firewind"
- "Dude, I stopped playing with Power rangers when I was 6"
- "They're metal bands"
- "Oh, metal. Yeah, I like metal, in fact, System of a Down is my favorite band"
- "......"


man, that;s stpid

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